Clock is ticking away
Time is drawing nearer

the God of zha bue ho (18) is nearing me,
he is jus taking a stroll outside mi doorstep now.
NOOOOOOOOO!
serious, im worried i'll really be a "good" 18?!
tts jus like dying a virgin...

I DON WANNA BE A GOOD 18!!!!!
shitshitshit
ive contacted a couple of frens for "u know any bouncer" scheme
but none have or rather, none mention tt they are capable of importing me in...

ok i've sneak into e casino when on cruise few weeks bak, played a jackpot
COOL! 'Against Law' Level 1!

BUT!BUT!BUT!!!!

. i haven gone clubbing

. drank a knockout cocktail

. smoke?!

NO! WAY MAN!
cuttacrap
anyone who is capable of providing tt channel
PLS! come some "u know any bouncer" scheme. ok!?

in an desperate attempt to clear my 'cleaniness'
i shall..
if being able to get mi arse in2 any club
dance abit... drink a lil, takapuff, n booom! GULP A KNOCKOUT COCKTAIL!
n i expect miself to wake up tmr morn.
of course, wif tt i nd reliable frens...

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holy mama

yester was jinman bd..
other than e fact tt desmond is looking more and more alike jinman or vice versa...
they are still behaving almost alike
both are white, both wear thick spects...
both have got high eq...
both have high tolerance for crap..
oh! & u can disturb both of em forFREE! absolutely no sur-charge...

but anw..
its pretty sad...
haha..
u see...
des fake sister aka jinman's fake's brother's fake sis
cuttacrap
sacrifice her bd nite by waitin 4 us to end meeting n celeb with her..

obviously, we DID!
and in return...
she got some free facial at Swensen with a bd Ice Cream

here is wad happens...

JM sits amongst us (meaning she is STUCK!)
we camp around her..
she cannot move..
ice cream come..
middle banana

then rumours has it tt she needs to bite the banana with her mouth
adding on to tt... wifout e aid of any other instrument other than tt tongue of hers!
& dere she goes trying every atteempt to get tt banana outofta icecream while ensuring her heads remain aloft
SHE SUCCEEDED!

n when all else fail...
when every single hand fails to make her do ice cream facial

her dearest brother drop by and ensure tt she have a taste ofta cake with her face's pores/nose/mouth/eyelashes/tau mo/...

so young so sad.
in conclusion, if u gonna wait... u beta make sure its worth e wait
in dis case.

its definitely worthwhile considering dis ice-cream facial will cause her to do MORE FACIAL!
woohoo...

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dere is so much to talk abt in mi new class.
ive 2 diff class.
ranging frm funny ppl to REAL funny ppl..
ive really wanted to comment so much on each individual

but for dis sem, ive decided to lie low..
so i shant dare to comment much since im still not "ripe" with my new classmates.
dey may feel offended..

its jus so not right to comment on ppl la...
BUT! no worries de la..
i can talk 2 u abt dem...
since blog is too public
wee~~~
!!!
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Tmr will be a long day..

real long one..

mm..

but its still,

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24hrs a day