Just read, DUMB!

I dono wads wif me after 10pm jus now. I start to feel "unfeeling". & SO! I've come here to RELEASE~~~ myself. Perhaps this is the new disorder called "@men blogging disorder".
Therefore, all the organism out there. Be prepared to read SSSTTTOOORRRIIIEEESSS!
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Ok 1st thing 1st. LOOK! e above is RP students-created HP tag. IF u use a microscope, u can actually realise the design looks real cool! the most not cool thing as yet is I didn't see my name in it. BLEAH!~~

&.&.&. for just $3, u can get 1 at Agora, Monday & Tuesday!

!COME SUPPORT!

Sry u cant be first. COS I've already booked myself to be e first Customer. Please queue...

Edmund Special Service: U get to ask Edmund to create HP Tag for u IF u pay double!

~Would anyone ever do tt?~

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Another disorder. The symtoms is u will grow Shrek's ear n slowly turn into a Shrek!?
Neh. Lame. Jus tt I bought it at Mc cos $2 u get to do charity, get a hairband, a bag tt holds the hairband and U GET TO BE 'SHREK'!

Of course another unforeseen benefit is tt ur frens get to hold the hairband and pass around while eating Mc with their greasy hand then get u to wear it. Well... I smile lika man.

Actually u benefit e most by having to get to c mi photo! duh?!_______________________________________________________________

Yesterday school was GREAT. I get to fall aslp in front of the faci while I drool all over my shirt and my friends laugh at me when I'm in DreamLand. Thx classmatesed!

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OK! Universe is small, mother Earth is smaller, Singapore smallest.!
SHIT!!!!
Ok as u all know.
Kaile's one & only Ex is my cousin's only gf mentioned to me b4!
Tt's like already HOLY MAMA!

BUTBUTBUT! e story was like "Story Part 1"
K, I'll continue with Story Part 2:
I just realise my mentor, TRICIA, e one I took her as a SISTER, u know Ah Je ar!
Her bf is one of my cousin's Ex.
EEXEXEXEXXEXEXEXEXEXEEXEXEX. All e ex is popping out frm nowhere. STOP!
Dear cousins, would u mind settling down.
Easy, just get a partner n pop a few kids out. DONE!

K, I'll lead by e.g. Tmr I go get a gal n we go POP POP!
SOON! REAL SOON! I'll be father of 6!!!!!!!!
*Purely imagination.*
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Sean told me recently tt I'm getting more n more ego in my blog.
I thinked"ya, maybe cos ego ppl dono they are being one"

Then I thinked again:
"U guys gotta endure wif me, no choice. COs' dis is me, @men! Chill yea, I din mean it. All I've written here are just from mi heart directly insert without going though mi processor. relax yea cos if u really really wanna complain, jus go to mi Tag board n scold me. Maybe u will feel better."

*smile as always*