Life is funny

Yester, rite frm e morning, lifes' a joke.

I saw Liqun on e train,

sitting beside her is mi mentor who is dozing off, almost drooling

so i tried making a joke,

i SMS her. hello edmund, it takes no more than 5 steps to say a hi.

the SMS read: "Look to your right... that's ME!"

she tilt her head, saw me n smil lika women, ok she laugh unnecessarily anw, even in class.

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class was another joke.

deres dis women in mi class who hate ppl tt eat in class.

cos she say it's PUNGENT CHOKING!

like wad she always did, her reaction for seeing me bringing 'Japan Fried Chicken/Rice' in was.. "Eh, Edmund, can open the door please"

I did wad she say

den she went out.

i bet she wont be back soon

so being a saint like me who always loves to teach LESSONS,

i..

close the door

move mi rice above her laptop

sit on her seat

EAT LIKE MAN!

soon... a classmate tld me she's coming back..

so i move back to mi sit n eat lik normal.

unfortunately, e same classmante told her wad happen

she seems happy smiling laughing at wad happen,

i dono y, maybe cos i left a few bits of rice fragments on her table for her consumption?!

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den I got a gd pic..

DES! u hamtam me at mi tag board n here's wad u get..

if u hurt me... im gonna hurt ur SIS!

UNGLAM!

bet jinmans gonna kill me when she see dis..

but who cares?

millions of ppl have mention abt killing me..

she nd to even get a queue no. for tt...

din noe mi hp cam was so crystal clear...

or perhaps e chocolate was too big?!

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OK! here goes e pic i gonna post on mi blog for 1 million yr.

a traffic lite ousid mi sch which only retards lik RP student will be able to understand.

Guess wad it say?

yes it askes u to

stop walking because u cannot walk stopping.

!

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BTW GUYS! i've gotta culprit for e person who did wad i mention on e post below!

wanna know???

pay me $5, nonono... $20.

While Stock Last!

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& jus to clarify,

I don't smoke!

im jus kidding tt day alrite?!