@men's Dialogue Session

This Session serves to clarifies all misunderstanding towards Phil. @men. Should you be unhappy with the Great one in anyway, please feel free to look at the mirror and shout "You Sux!"

Well... Basically what I mean is I wanna EXPLAIN MYSELF! Cos when I insert cools and truthful content into this blog. I realise half the world is laughing their ASS@^!*# off. At least Olivia, Felicia and some of the other crap brain did.
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Firstly, I don't mind you laughing. Because laughter is the best medicine.
But when you laugh at my block, do hold back your tears and your "truthful insight"!???!". Cos they seems too truthful for me to take it. Tag me. It 'sounds' beta...
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Secondly,
IF! in anyway, you guys think I'm GAY?!
Then I neeed to rebuke.
Cos I'm straght. as in real STRAIGHT, more straight than the... erm... something straightest on Earth.
I really am straight, having no GF doesn't mean I'm gay.
Just that the 'right one' haven't arrive. DUMB.
At least I still like gals, have curshes on gals and I still think abt gals n not guys alrite!
STRAIGHT * 10!!!!!
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Doing facial is B'COS!
N B'COS
My face is peeling and in real bad condition.
So my Aunt told me" GO!, FACIAL! GO!"
& Being a good niece, I say : Bring it on!"
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I dono, but peeps told me that my blogs is funny.
Good things is they enjoy a gd laugh
Bad thing is I endure their laughter

Behold my people.
My english isn't tt gd, C6. Tt's why my words goes straight forward.
My content is always correct and reliable till date of publication. Which means I'm a truthful man yo!?
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N. N. N.....
The Philosophy sites is done BY ME! All those philosophy tt make ur brains cells work is written by me! ME!
I don copyright anything from the internet. Cos I'm Phil. @men.Really!

If u think I rox, clap ur hands now.
What u just did look real dumb!
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If anythings on the above offended u. Don worry. U can always scold me at my tag board like what all the others did. *smile*
& always remember. do not take me too seriously at http://etrueme.blogspot.com/ cos here is jus another platform for me to disturb ******** like u. *smile again*

Hope u get real irritated! YEa.