Thursday, November 20, 2008

Pandora Box

I am hungry.
I look for food.
I saw bread stall.
I shop.
I brought "Pandora Box" sanwich.
I eat.
I AM FREAKIN FULL!


is this a good thing?
NO! of course not.
lemme first show you what is Pandora Box:



Yes, this is it, a rectangle yellow bread with a sunny-side up in the middle.
Surprise HAM hidden within.

Sounds good, Looks Good must taste good!
Yea, that's what I thought.

I gave it a bite, it is cold and soft.
Almost bland.
$1.70! Must eat! I'm already broke.
Then there comes more surprises, free ham, free egg shell.
Seriously, I only felt like vomitting when I ate it.
Oh! and it gave me diarhoea.

I was only prepared to unempty my stomache, but it gave me Sensational fillingness.

To summarise...

  • Cost:$1.70
  • Fillingness: $1.70 * 10
  • Fulfillment? Negativity of Fillingness, -$17

Moral of the story?
Life's short, eat the right stuff.

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